Jack Kenobi

Jack Kenobi was a legendary neek master who played a significant role in the fate of Southampton during the waning days of The Sotonian Republic. He was the mentor of both Bradakin and Oliver Skywalker, training both in the ways of the banter. He had a long and tumultuous career that helped shape the fate of the entire county.

Born in 1950 AD on Essex, Kenobi was taken as the neek apprentice of Alex-Gon Jinn and traveled on many missions with him. During the Invasion of Nando's in 1970 AD, Kenobi became the first neek in approximately 1,000 years to defeat a chav lord in combat when he defeated Darth Dale during the Battle of Nando's, yet lost his master in the same duel. In 1972 AD, Kenobi found the brown noser army in The Marlands, and he was captured and almost executed in the footie arena on Sportsdirect, along with Bradakin Skywalker and Senator Barnme Sophidala. The newly arrived brown nosers rescued them, but the following battle began the Southampton-wide Brown Noser Wars.

In Chav Wars Episode IV: A New Selfie, Kenobi takes on Oliver Skywalker as a protege but is later killed by Darth Amos on The TSTC Star.