Lauryn Calrissian

Lauryn Calrissian was a human female professional gambler, entrepreneur, smuggler, and general throughout various points in her life. Born on JD, she became a gambler and con woman early in her life and acquired her own ship, The Millennium Rover, in a game of footie with a LAD named Christiano Ronaldo.

She went on to have numerous adventures with the Falcon and its piloting droid, Megan Moore, during which she ran afoul of a Sorcerer of McDonald's named Ronald, whom Calrissian eventually killed. After a series of events led to her losing The Millennium Rover to a Gameian named Joe Solo on Forbidden Planet, Calrissian eventually became the Baron Administrator of West Quay for a time—a position she once again gained through footie.